A Lady on the Line

It’s only happened a few times in the year that I have been talking trash on NiteFlirt and I remember each one well. The voice tells us–no–asks us–to “please introduce yourselves.”

“Hi, this is Emily.”

“Hi, this is…”

omg, it’s a woman! How unbeleivably hot is that? I’ve got to say, before I got into phone sex myself, it never occurred to me to call another woman (other than my girlfriend) to get off. But it sure does now! Something about a woman’s voice. Something about imagining our bodies together. Something about how she purrs in my ear…

I realized, part way through my first girl-on-girl call, that this must be what my callers enjoy! I was thinking–Do I sound that sexy? Because she was making me wet. I always hope they choose me because I advertise the fact that I like the ladies as much as I like the boys. I always hope they’ll call back. And if too much time passes before my next female caller I now know where to get some jackin’ action even if I don’t have a girlfriend.

Dirty Talk with MzEmily

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One Year of Pegging

I just realized that it was a year ago today that I signed up for my NiteFlirt account. Check out my NiteFlirt homepage and you’ll see my join date on the top left: 9/29/2005. I had been contemplating phone sex for some time when I finally signed up for NiteFlirt and it took another month or so before I began taking calls and started down the path of becoming the notorious MzEmily.

My first call was a chat with a guy who told me he was wearing his girlfriend’s panties on his head, which I found both interesting and amusing. It wasn’t until my second call that I got to see if pegging was as fun on the phone as it is in real life. The good news: it’s almost as good.

I can safely say that the last year has been the most enjoyable year of my adult life to date — in part because phone sex is so fun. I thought I was kinky to begin with, but all the dirty talk has turned me into a hyper-sexual harlot! From one-time quickies to full-time slaves, and everything in between, I enjoy each one of my phone encounters.

I love hearing from those of you who read my blog. If you are reading this and haven’t yet experienced the full effect of my 7 inch strap-on, what are you waiting for? Call and mention this post–wish me a happy anniversary–and I’ll send two free minutes and a nude photo for the next time.

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A New Toy for Anal Play

I love a quick phone fuck as much as you do, but sometimes it’s nice to get to know the person on the other side of the ass I’m imagining fucking. I have recently had the pleasure of getting to know a new caller over the course of a couple of longer conversations. What a delight to find that we have much in common both in regards to our approaches to sexuality, and even, it turns out, in other realms. This caller alerted me to a new toy on the market and I am eagerly awaiting the arrival of my new aneros, if only for the joy it will bring to my pretty boy fuck toy. Since he’s finally back in town and he’s the only real life action I’m getting these days, I want to keep him interested. Based on my caller’s rave review and what I have read on the website, this might be just the thing to keep him coming back. I hope you enjoy it as much as we will.

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anal taboo and excitement

So I’m reading a story about a guy getting pegged by surprise and it’s all hot and nasty. I flip back to the table of contents and it’s in the section called “Taboo.” This doesn’t disturb me, it just took me by surprise. Just like I forget that people might be shocked to know that I like fucking girls and boys, I forget that there is still a taboo around anal sex and for guys, even anal play can be a stretch. Then again, as one of the editors points out, when something is taboo it is so much hotter. Let’s not forget how dirty anal sex is. I don’t want the taboo to be dissolved, I want to revel in it.

Pegging is catching on. I talk to guys every day, some just beginning to discover their own capacity for anal pleasure, and many who have known for ages how great it can feel to be spread open and filled. Either way, I always enjoy myself because there lingers that vague awareness that this is so bad! Even though the rational part of me knows there’s nothing wrong with enjoying your body. In any case, I love to fuck. If you read this and decide to call and see for yourself what all the fuss is about, mention this post and stay on the line 10 minutes and I’ll send you 2 free minutes.

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Submitting to My Strap-On doesn’t make you a Fag…

…it just means you like to have your ass played with. Now, if you like to be called a sissy faggot, and laughed at for the sorry little cocksuker that you are, I would love to. Only one thing would please me more. Do you crave the sensation of smooth, lubed-up plasDick sliding into your tight asshole, until you feel a woman’s smooth body pressed against you, and her cock is filling you up? A little bit queer, perhaps. Outright gay? I don’t think so. Nothing is black and white in the the world today. Get comfortable living in a shade of grey.

Here is a little something from the ever-popular and excellent fleshbot on pegging and a recent film I have yet to get ahold of. It is a phenomenon, isn’t it? I thank the internet sex toy industry for making dildos available to people across the land, and I blame the gender gap for fostering a desire to overturn existing power relations. Well, that’s my story today, anyway.

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MzEmily Gone M.I.A.

Is it because we are missing a couple of days at the end of the month that February always seems especially busy? People are either trying to beat the winter blues or beckon summer by putting on shows, throwing parties, and causing mayhem.

I’ve been m.i.a. for most of the last couple of weekends, out having my own fun. To make up for it, I put up another new phone sex recording. This one is especially for my regulars, the boys that love to call me for my big strap-on, and a good pegging. My recordings are available even when I am not, so whenever you want it or need it, check it out.

This recording gives you a little taste of what it’s like to have your ass fucked by Me. Perfect for those days when I am nowhere to be found, but you just need a pegging, I tell you what I would do if you offered up your ass to me to use: I’ll make you my bitch.

Dirty Talk with MzEmily

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