“Hi, this is Emily.”

“Hi, this is…”

omg, it’s a woman! How unbeleivably hot is that? I’ve got to say, before I got into phone sex myself, it never occurred to me to call another woman (other than my girlfriend) to get off. But it sure does now! Something about a woman’s voice. Something about imagining our bodies together. Something about how she purrs in my ear…

I realized, part way through my first girl-on-girl call, that this must be what my callers enjoy! I was thinking–Do I sound that sexy? Because she was making me wet. I always hope they choose me because I advertise the fact that I like the ladies as much as I like the boys. I always hope they’ll call back. And if too much time passes before my next female caller I now know where to get some jackin’ action even if I don’t have a girlfriend.

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A Lady on the Line

My first call was a chat with a guy who told me he was wearing his girlfriend’s panties on his head, which I found both interesting and amusing. It wasn’t until my second call that I got to see if pegging was as fun on the phone as it is in real life. The good news: it’s almost as good.

I can safely say that the last year has been the most enjoyable year of my adult life to date — in part because phone sex is so fun. I thought I was kinky to begin with, but all the dirty talk has turned me into a hyper-sexual harlot! From one-time quickies to full-time slaves, and everything in between, I enjoy each one of my phone encounters.

I love hearing from those of you who read my blog. If you are reading this and haven’t yet experienced the full effect of my 7 inch strap-on, what are you waiting for? Call and mention this post–wish me a happy anniversary–and I’ll send two free minutes and a nude photo for the next time.

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One Year of Pegging

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A New Toy for Anal Play

Pegging is catching on. I talk to guys every day, some just beginning to discover their own capacity for anal pleasure, and many who have known for ages how great it can feel to be spread open and filled. Either way, I always enjoy myself because there lingers that vague awareness that this is so bad! Even though the rational part of me knows there’s nothing wrong with enjoying your body. In any case, I love to fuck. If you read this and decide to call and see for yourself what all the fuss is about, mention this post and stay on the line 10 minutes and I’ll send you 2 free minutes.

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anal taboo and excitement

Here is a little something from the ever-popular and excellent fleshbot on pegging and a recent film I have yet to get ahold of. It is a phenomenon, isn’t it? I thank the internet sex toy industry for making dildos available to people across the land, and I blame the gender gap for fostering a desire to overturn existing power relations. Well, that’s my story today, anyway.

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Submitting to My Strap-On doesn’t make you a Fag…

I’ve been m.i.a. for most of the last couple of weekends, out having my own fun. To make up for it, I put up another new phone sex recording. This one is especially for my regulars, the boys that love to call me for my big strap-on, and a good pegging. My recordings are available even when I am not, so whenever you want it or need it, check it out.

This recording gives you a little taste of what it’s like to have your ass fucked by Me. Perfect for those days when I am nowhere to be found, but you just need a pegging, I tell you what I would do if you offered up your ass to me to use: I’ll make you my bitch.

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Usually, if it has to do with pegging or ass-fucking or another one of my own kinks or fantasies I am all over it. The other way to get me into the scene is to participate. That’s right, join in!

Tell me how hot you are getting, how hard you are getting, how much you are getting off. Take over every once in awhile for a minute so I can hear your sexy voice, so I know you want it bad. Make it hot for me and I will make it hotter for you.

Of course, if you don’t care if I get off, neither do I, and I will still be quite happy to help you get what you need. I just wanted to let all you guys out there know that when I sound out of breath, when I start moaning and telling you how wet I’m getting, I am enjoying myself too, thank you very much.

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Yes, I am enjoying myself too, thank you.

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I had a great time with my first caller discussing some of the finer points of recent feminist theory, particularily the work of Judith Butler who, in the early 1990s published a book called “Gender Trouble” advancing the idea that gender is basically performative. How to say this simply? Gender is as gender does? Men and women are made, not born, and people become gendered by acting in gendered ways.

Now, doesn’t that just call into question your entire sense of self? It should.

My caller and I didn’t just talk theory. I demeaned and humiliated him, and his attachment to these ridiculous ideas about masculinity, I had him serve me, and I fucked him, so that he could understand a thing or two about being a woman in this world.
Want to be denigrated for perpetuating useless, outdated, and boring stereotypes? I will punish you for past transgressions and train you well for a future of responsibility and servitude because you have a lot to make up for and you know it. This nasty feminist bitch will put you in your place.

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Nasty Feminist Bitch

1. I have a girlfriend. I love her.

2. I have a pretty boy fuck toy that comes over every week or so for a pegging.

3. Yes, she knows.

My pretty boy was away all month and he finally returned and paid me a visit Monday. I usually have him naked and spread before you can say “fuck me” and he thought that the dry-spell would have made me desperate and ready to pounce. He doesn’t know that my callers came through with lots of dirty nasty talk about pegging when he let me down.

Instead I made him grovel. I had him on his knees, begging to taste my pussy (which, btw, never has and probably never will happen–safe sex people!! some things really are better on the phone), and begging me to fuck his ass with my big cock. He is My Fuck Toy, so where does he get off leaving town for three weeks? There was a debt to be paid and I was collecting interest on his ass.

I tend towards regular low-tech dildos but a customer sent me some xxxmas money and I decided to go for something a little out of the ordinary. I ordered this dildo that holds a vibrator in its base. Watching that pretty pink cock disappear into my fuck toy’s pretty pink hole, with that vibrator buzzing against my clit threw me over the edge. Ladies, if you are into pegging and haven’t tried this, consider it.

On a related note, it looks like my new years resolution to spread the word about pegging is already coming to fruition. Here’s a pegging virgin that read about it here first and has decided to let his wife fuck his ass. Cool.

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A Boy Fuck Toy and the Cosmo Dildo

My resolutions this year are pretty simple:

1. Have more sex.

I do already have some form of sex daily–with my girlfriend, with my boy fuck toy (although he has been out of town), with myself (on or off the phone), with phone sex callers, plus I hook up with someone new every now and then. What can I say, I am a slutty girl, possibly with something to prove. I want more real life sex, more phone sex, and ever more knowledge and practice with BDSM which gets me hot and therefor, in my eyes, is at least sexual, if not flat-out sex.

2. Spread the word about pegging.

Since I became a phone ho pushing my own fetish–pegging (a woman fucking a guy’s ass with a strap-on dildo), I have spoken to more than a few curious and open-minded straight guys. In addition to the thrill of being the first one to break in a tight virgin asshole, I love knowing that I have helped encourage someone to even think about trying what can be really intense and satisfying activity. Just makes me want to spread the word to straight men about spreading their legs for a change.

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I will be available for dirty sex talk most of the day and evening December 31, till about 8 (Pacific) and then I’m going to a rockabilly themed party. I hope you enjoy yourself regardless of what you are doing at midnight.

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