MzEmily Gone M.I.A.

Is it because we are missing a couple of days at the end of the month that February always seems especially busy? People are either trying to beat the winter blues or beckon summer by putting on shows, throwing parties, and causing mayhem.

I’ve been m.i.a. for most of the last couple of weekends, out having my own fun. To make up for it, I put up another new phone sex recording. This one is especially for my regulars, the boys that love to call me for my big strap-on, and a good pegging. My recordings are available even when I am not, so whenever you want it or need it, check it out.

This recording gives you a little taste of what it’s like to have your ass fucked by Me. Perfect for those days when I am nowhere to be found, but you just need a pegging, I tell you what I would do if you offered up your ass to me to use: I’ll make you my bitch.

Dirty Talk with MzEmily

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Yes, I am enjoying myself too, thank you.

Now I don’t pretend to get off on every call and every fantasy but I have an open mind and I’m always into trying something even if it isn’t going to make me cum, per se. Sometimes I am pleasantly surprised, and there are definitely times when I am really into a caller or his fantasy, without knowing that I would be.

Usually, if it has to do with pegging or ass-fucking or another one of my own kinks or fantasies I am all over it. The other way to get me into the scene is to participate. That’s right, join in!

Tell me how hot you are getting, how hard you are getting, how much you are getting off. Take over every once in awhile for a minute so I can hear your sexy voice, so I know you want it bad. Make it hot for me and I will make it hotter for you.

Of course, if you don’t care if I get off, neither do I, and I will still be quite happy to help you get what you need. I just wanted to let all you guys out there know that when I sound out of breath, when I start moaning and telling you how wet I’m getting, I am enjoying myself too, thank you very much.

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Nasty Feminist Bitch

When I created my NiteFlirt listings a couple of months back I went through all the categories and placed myself wherever I though I might find guys interested in my kinks. Generally I was right on the mark but there was one listing that didn’t get any action–until last week, that is. The listing?

NASTY FEMINIST BITCH (Humiliation)
I’m going to talk you down for the useless piece of man-meat that you are and then I am going to fuck your ass.
$2.99/minute
1-800-TO-FLIRT ext. 0696919

I had a great time with my first caller discussing some of the finer points of recent feminist theory, particularily the work of Judith Butler who, in the early 1990s published a book called “Gender Trouble” advancing the idea that gender is basically performative. How to say this simply? Gender is as gender does? Men and women are made, not born, and people become gendered by acting in gendered ways.

Now, doesn’t that just call into question your entire sense of self? It should.

My caller and I didn’t just talk theory. I demeaned and humiliated him, and his attachment to these ridiculous ideas about masculinity, I had him serve me, and I fucked him, so that he could understand a thing or two about being a woman in this world.
Want to be denigrated for perpetuating useless, outdated, and boring stereotypes? I will punish you for past transgressions and train you well for a future of responsibility and servitude because you have a lot to make up for and you know it. This nasty feminist bitch will put you in your place.

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A Boy Fuck Toy and the Cosmo Dildo

A little information for those of you who don’t know me:

1. I have a girlfriend. I love her.

2. I have a pretty boy fuck toy that comes over every week or so for a pegging.

3. Yes, she knows.

My pretty boy was away all month and he finally returned and paid me a visit Monday. I usually have him naked and spread before you can say “fuck me” and he thought that the dry-spell would have made me desperate and ready to pounce. He doesn’t know that my callers came through with lots of dirty nasty talk about pegging when he let me down.

Instead I made him grovel. I had him on his knees, begging to taste my pussy (which, btw, never has and probably never will happen–safe sex people!! some things really are better on the phone), and begging me to fuck his ass with my big cock. He is My Fuck Toy, so where does he get off leaving town for three weeks? There was a debt to be paid and I was collecting interest on his ass.

I tend towards regular low-tech dildos but a customer sent me some xxxmas money and I decided to go for something a little out of the ordinary. I ordered this dildo that holds a vibrator in its base. Watching that pretty pink cock disappear into my fuck toy’s pretty pink hole, with that vibrator buzzing against my clit threw me over the edge. Ladies, if you are into pegging and haven’t tried this, consider it.

On a related note, it looks like my new years resolution to spread the word about pegging is already coming to fruition. Here’s a pegging virgin that read about it here first and has decided to let his wife fuck his ass. Cool.

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Sexual Resolution

Yes, I am one of those people who make resolutions at new years. I like having goals that I can work towards. Last year I resolved to eat more salad and for awhile I had to be very intentional about it but now I often just make a salad as part of my meal, so the system has worked for me. And no, that was not a veiled reference to ass-licking, I am really talking about salad.

My resolutions this year are pretty simple:

1. Have more sex.

I do already have some form of sex daily–with my girlfriend, with my boy fuck toy (although he has been out of town), with myself (on or off the phone), with phone sex callers, plus I hook up with someone new every now and then. What can I say, I am a slutty girl, possibly with something to prove. I want more real life sex, more phone sex, and ever more knowledge and practice with BDSM which gets me hot and therefor, in my eyes, is at least sexual, if not flat-out sex.

2. Spread the word about pegging.

Since I became a phone ho pushing my own fetish–pegging (a woman fucking a guy’s ass with a strap-on dildo), I have spoken to more than a few curious and open-minded straight guys. In addition to the thrill of being the first one to break in a tight virgin asshole, I love knowing that I have helped encourage someone to even think about trying what can be really intense and satisfying activity. Just makes me want to spread the word to straight men about spreading their legs for a change.

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I will be available for dirty sex talk most of the day and evening December 31, till about 8 (Pacific) and then I’m going to a rockabilly themed party. I hope you enjoy yourself regardless of what you are doing at midnight.

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