A Lady on the Line

It’s only happened a few times in the year that I have been talking trash on NiteFlirt and I remember each one well. The voice tells us–no–asks us–to “please introduce yourselves.”

“Hi, this is Emily.”

“Hi, this is…”

omg, it’s a woman! How unbeleivably hot is that? I’ve got to say, before I got into phone sex myself, it never occurred to me to call another woman (other than my girlfriend) to get off. But it sure does now! Something about a woman’s voice. Something about imagining our bodies together. Something about how she purrs in my ear…

I realized, part way through my first girl-on-girl call, that this must be what my callers enjoy! I was thinking–Do I sound that sexy? Because she was making me wet. I always hope they choose me because I advertise the fact that I like the ladies as much as I like the boys. I always hope they’ll call back. And if too much time passes before my next female caller I now know where to get some jackin’ action even if I don’t have a girlfriend.

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One Year of Pegging

I just realized that it was a year ago today that I signed up for my NiteFlirt account. Check out my NiteFlirt homepage and you’ll see my join date on the top left: 9/29/2005. I had been contemplating phone sex for some time when I finally signed up for NiteFlirt and it took another month or so before I began taking calls and started down the path of becoming the notorious MzEmily.

My first call was a chat with a guy who told me he was wearing his girlfriend’s panties on his head, which I found both interesting and amusing. It wasn’t until my second call that I got to see if pegging was as fun on the phone as it is in real life. The good news: it’s almost as good.

I can safely say that the last year has been the most enjoyable year of my adult life to date — in part because phone sex is so fun. I thought I was kinky to begin with, but all the dirty talk has turned me into a hyper-sexual harlot! From one-time quickies to full-time slaves, and everything in between, I enjoy each one of my phone encounters.

I love hearing from those of you who read my blog. If you are reading this and haven’t yet experienced the full effect of my 7 inch strap-on, what are you waiting for? Call and mention this post–wish me a happy anniversary–and I’ll send two free minutes and a nude photo for the next time.

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two girls and a boy

I wasn’t even attracted to her the first time I met her, at a show, with friends. She’s wholesome. A hippy, almost. We hung out and drank tea. Things felt warm, friendly, and platonic. Another night we got drunk and things were warm, friendly, and well, warm. Ok, nothing happened, really, I kissed her on my way out the door and didn’t think much of it since. I love that about drinking.

This one I met through friends as well but in a more roundabout way. She acts like she is just too cool for me and maybe she is. Is that why I want her so badly? She made a few subtle physical advances, but what was I to think? I think she just wants to be my friend, if even–we’ll see if she returns my email. She’s been on my mind all weekend.

Ironic, isn’t it–the way these attractions work? Presently, even my regular boy toy is off cavorting around this summer. So while I’m going out lots, having plenty of fun, I’m just not seeing the kind of action that I’m used to. Here’s to phone sex for keeping me satisfied with what I got.

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Go Fuck Yourself

Sad news, phone sex fans: I will not be available for calls from Friday afternoon till Sunday afternoon. I am helping to produce a triple xxx art show that is opening this Saturday night and I will also be performing at the opening! I’m nervous and excited and busy as all hell so I am just going to log off and not think about it. Too bad for you. Then again, many of you have been taking advantage of the long hours I have been keeping–or should I say, many of you have been taken advantage of during the long hours I have been keeping, so you should be ok without me for a couple of days. By the power of your own imagination, you will just have to do it yourself. Or, not. Keep in mind my phone sex recordings which are always available, even when I am not. Have a great weekend! I’ll be back on Sunday to tell you how my drag/strip number goes, and how my kissing booth hos do.

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Yes, I am enjoying myself too, thank you.

Now I don’t pretend to get off on every call and every fantasy but I have an open mind and I’m always into trying something even if it isn’t going to make me cum, per se. Sometimes I am pleasantly surprised, and there are definitely times when I am really into a caller or his fantasy, without knowing that I would be.

Usually, if it has to do with pegging or ass-fucking or another one of my own kinks or fantasies I am all over it. The other way to get me into the scene is to participate. That’s right, join in!

Tell me how hot you are getting, how hard you are getting, how much you are getting off. Take over every once in awhile for a minute so I can hear your sexy voice, so I know you want it bad. Make it hot for me and I will make it hotter for you.

Of course, if you don’t care if I get off, neither do I, and I will still be quite happy to help you get what you need. I just wanted to let all you guys out there know that when I sound out of breath, when I start moaning and telling you how wet I’m getting, I am enjoying myself too, thank you very much.

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My fingers feel good…

My girlfriend was sick and in bed all day Saturday (new year’s eve). Bratty girl that I am, I went to my party stag. Hell, I had already put my hair in curls and done myself up rockabilly style, as per the party theme, and that wasn’t going to be for nothing. Plus I had been asked sweetly by the host to tend bar and I love walking into a well-stocked bar and having at it.

It was a small gathering of friends, old and new. Among the new, a handsome, tough, greaser boy. I would say he caught my eye. What is it about the simple, classic uniform–white t-shirt, jeans rolled at the cuff, clean-shaven but with sideburns and hair a little wild…? It’s just hot. There is also something slightly feminine about the greaser look and I love a hint of androgyny in my boys and my girls.

There was a movie screened in the early part of the evening, some art film. I lost interest after awhile and went and masturbated in the bathroom. I was thinking about that greaser boy, and all the nasty things I could do to him. That gave me a mellow buzz for the rest of the night. We socialized, I flirted, and I think for once I was not innappropriate. And that’s too bad!

I invented a tasty, sweet drink. Let’s call it Engine Oil, in honor of that sweet greaser boy, and because the blueberry juice makes it black like gasoline.

Engine Oil
1 part apricot brandy
1 part vodka
fill glass 3/4 with blueberry juice
top with ginger ale or club soda
Don’t forget the garnish!

Enjoy…

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