My fingers feel good…

My girlfriend was sick and in bed all day Saturday (new year’s eve). Bratty girl that I am, I went to my party stag. Hell, I had already put my hair in curls and done myself up rockabilly style, as per the party theme, and that wasn’t going to be for nothing. Plus I had been asked sweetly by the host to tend bar and I love walking into a well-stocked bar and having at it.

It was a small gathering of friends, old and new. Among the new, a handsome, tough, greaser boy. I would say he caught my eye. What is it about the simple, classic uniform–white t-shirt, jeans rolled at the cuff, clean-shaven but with sideburns and hair a little wild…? It’s just hot. There is also something slightly feminine about the greaser look and I love a hint of androgyny in my boys and my girls.

There was a movie screened in the early part of the evening, some art film. I lost interest after awhile and went and masturbated in the bathroom. I was thinking about that greaser boy, and all the nasty things I could do to him. That gave me a mellow buzz for the rest of the night. We socialized, I flirted, and I think for once I was not innappropriate. And that’s too bad!

I invented a tasty, sweet drink. Let’s call it Engine Oil, in honor of that sweet greaser boy, and because the blueberry juice makes it black like gasoline.

Engine Oil
1 part apricot brandy
1 part vodka
fill glass 3/4 with blueberry juice
top with ginger ale or club soda
Don’t forget the garnish!

Enjoy…

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Sexual Resolution

Yes, I am one of those people who make resolutions at new years. I like having goals that I can work towards. Last year I resolved to eat more salad and for awhile I had to be very intentional about it but now I often just make a salad as part of my meal, so the system has worked for me. And no, that was not a veiled reference to ass-licking, I am really talking about salad.

My resolutions this year are pretty simple:

1. Have more sex.

I do already have some form of sex daily–with my girlfriend, with my boy fuck toy (although he has been out of town), with myself (on or off the phone), with phone sex callers, plus I hook up with someone new every now and then. What can I say, I am a slutty girl, possibly with something to prove. I want more real life sex, more phone sex, and ever more knowledge and practice with BDSM which gets me hot and therefor, in my eyes, is at least sexual, if not flat-out sex.

2. Spread the word about pegging.

Since I became a phone ho pushing my own fetish–pegging (a woman fucking a guy’s ass with a strap-on dildo), I have spoken to more than a few curious and open-minded straight guys. In addition to the thrill of being the first one to break in a tight virgin asshole, I love knowing that I have helped encourage someone to even think about trying what can be really intense and satisfying activity. Just makes me want to spread the word to straight men about spreading their legs for a change.

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I will be available for dirty sex talk most of the day and evening December 31, till about 8 (Pacific) and then I’m going to a rockabilly themed party. I hope you enjoy yourself regardless of what you are doing at midnight.

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