A Lady on the Line

It’s only happened a few times in the year that I have been talking trash on NiteFlirt and I remember each one well. The voice tells us–no–asks us–to “please introduce yourselves.”

“Hi, this is Emily.”

“Hi, this is…”

omg, it’s a woman! How unbeleivably hot is that? I’ve got to say, before I got into phone sex myself, it never occurred to me to call another woman (other than my girlfriend) to get off. But it sure does now! Something about a woman’s voice. Something about imagining our bodies together. Something about how she purrs in my ear…

I realized, part way through my first girl-on-girl call, that this must be what my callers enjoy! I was thinking–Do I sound that sexy? Because she was making me wet. I always hope they choose me because I advertise the fact that I like the ladies as much as I like the boys. I always hope they’ll call back. And if too much time passes before my next female caller I now know where to get some jackin’ action even if I don’t have a girlfriend.

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One Year of Pegging

I just realized that it was a year ago today that I signed up for my NiteFlirt account. Check out my NiteFlirt homepage and you’ll see my join date on the top left: 9/29/2005. I had been contemplating phone sex for some time when I finally signed up for NiteFlirt and it took another month or so before I began taking calls and started down the path of becoming the notorious MzEmily.

My first call was a chat with a guy who told me he was wearing his girlfriend’s panties on his head, which I found both interesting and amusing. It wasn’t until my second call that I got to see if pegging was as fun on the phone as it is in real life. The good news: it’s almost as good.

I can safely say that the last year has been the most enjoyable year of my adult life to date — in part because phone sex is so fun. I thought I was kinky to begin with, but all the dirty talk has turned me into a hyper-sexual harlot! From one-time quickies to full-time slaves, and everything in between, I enjoy each one of my phone encounters.

I love hearing from those of you who read my blog. If you are reading this and haven’t yet experienced the full effect of my 7 inch strap-on, what are you waiting for? Call and mention this post–wish me a happy anniversary–and I’ll send two free minutes and a nude photo for the next time.

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End Summer with a Bang

I’m heading back to class next week but not to worry, I’ll still be around to use and abuse your ass. I only have classes two days a week and I love phone as much as my callers so I’ll be home plenty, studying and waiting for someone to distract me. It’s been an interesting summer not least because I’ve been single. Although it means less action overall, it’s definitely been exciting having more possibilities to explore. I’ve seen some great concerts, met some interesting people, gotten a little nookie here and there, and generally established myself as a local good-time gal. That is, when I’m not hiding out at home talking endlessly to my far-away fuck toys. While I don’t think the debauchery will ever end, I am looking forward to a little structure and routine in my life. Maybe I’ll even manage to post here as often as I intend to.

But first, it’s a holiday long weekend. Why not end summer with a bang. Call me up andI’ll tell you just what I’d like to do with you.

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A New Toy for Anal Play

I love a quick phone fuck as much as you do, but sometimes it’s nice to get to know the person on the other side of the ass I’m imagining fucking. I have recently had the pleasure of getting to know a new caller over the course of a couple of longer conversations. What a delight to find that we have much in common both in regards to our approaches to sexuality, and even, it turns out, in other realms. This caller alerted me to a new toy on the market and I am eagerly awaiting the arrival of my new aneros, if only for the joy it will bring to my pretty boy fuck toy. Since he’s finally back in town and he’s the only real life action I’m getting these days, I want to keep him interested. Based on my caller’s rave review and what I have read on the website, this might be just the thing to keep him coming back. I hope you enjoy it as much as we will.

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anal taboo and excitement

So I’m reading a story about a guy getting pegged by surprise and it’s all hot and nasty. I flip back to the table of contents and it’s in the section called “Taboo.” This doesn’t disturb me, it just took me by surprise. Just like I forget that people might be shocked to know that I like fucking girls and boys, I forget that there is still a taboo around anal sex and for guys, even anal play can be a stretch. Then again, as one of the editors points out, when something is taboo it is so much hotter. Let’s not forget how dirty anal sex is. I don’t want the taboo to be dissolved, I want to revel in it.

Pegging is catching on. I talk to guys every day, some just beginning to discover their own capacity for anal pleasure, and many who have known for ages how great it can feel to be spread open and filled. Either way, I always enjoy myself because there lingers that vague awareness that this is so bad! Even though the rational part of me knows there’s nothing wrong with enjoying your body. In any case, I love to fuck. If you read this and decide to call and see for yourself what all the fuss is about, mention this post and stay on the line 10 minutes and I’ll send you 2 free minutes.

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two girls and a boy

I wasn’t even attracted to her the first time I met her, at a show, with friends. She’s wholesome. A hippy, almost. We hung out and drank tea. Things felt warm, friendly, and platonic. Another night we got drunk and things were warm, friendly, and well, warm. Ok, nothing happened, really, I kissed her on my way out the door and didn’t think much of it since. I love that about drinking.

This one I met through friends as well but in a more roundabout way. She acts like she is just too cool for me and maybe she is. Is that why I want her so badly? She made a few subtle physical advances, but what was I to think? I think she just wants to be my friend, if even–we’ll see if she returns my email. She’s been on my mind all weekend.

Ironic, isn’t it–the way these attractions work? Presently, even my regular boy toy is off cavorting around this summer. So while I’m going out lots, having plenty of fun, I’m just not seeing the kind of action that I’m used to. Here’s to phone sex for keeping me satisfied with what I got.

Dirty Talk with MzEmily

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