Nasty Feminist Bitch

When I created my NiteFlirt listings a couple of months back I went through all the categories and placed myself wherever I though I might find guys interested in my kinks. Generally I was right on the mark but there was one listing that didn’t get any action–until last week, that is. The listing?

NASTY FEMINIST BITCH (Humiliation)
I’m going to talk you down for the useless piece of man-meat that you are and then I am going to fuck your ass.
$2.99/minute
1-800-TO-FLIRT ext. 0696919

I had a great time with my first caller discussing some of the finer points of recent feminist theory, particularily the work of Judith Butler who, in the early 1990s published a book called “Gender Trouble” advancing the idea that gender is basically performative. How to say this simply? Gender is as gender does? Men and women are made, not born, and people become gendered by acting in gendered ways.

Now, doesn’t that just call into question your entire sense of self? It should.

My caller and I didn’t just talk theory. I demeaned and humiliated him, and his attachment to these ridiculous ideas about masculinity, I had him serve me, and I fucked him, so that he could understand a thing or two about being a woman in this world.
Want to be denigrated for perpetuating useless, outdated, and boring stereotypes? I will punish you for past transgressions and train you well for a future of responsibility and servitude because you have a lot to make up for and you know it. This nasty feminist bitch will put you in your place.

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1-800-863-5478
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A Boy Fuck Toy and the Cosmo Dildo

A little information for those of you who don’t know me:

1. I have a girlfriend. I love her.

2. I have a pretty boy fuck toy that comes over every week or so for a pegging.

3. Yes, she knows.

My pretty boy was away all month and he finally returned and paid me a visit Monday. I usually have him naked and spread before you can say “fuck me” and he thought that the dry-spell would have made me desperate and ready to pounce. He doesn’t know that my callers came through with lots of dirty nasty talk about pegging when he let me down.

Instead I made him grovel. I had him on his knees, begging to taste my pussy (which, btw, never has and probably never will happen–safe sex people!! some things really are better on the phone), and begging me to fuck his ass with my big cock. He is My Fuck Toy, so where does he get off leaving town for three weeks? There was a debt to be paid and I was collecting interest on his ass.

I tend towards regular low-tech dildos but a customer sent me some xxxmas money and I decided to go for something a little out of the ordinary. I ordered this dildo that holds a vibrator in its base. Watching that pretty pink cock disappear into my fuck toy’s pretty pink hole, with that vibrator buzzing against my clit threw me over the edge. Ladies, if you are into pegging and haven’t tried this, consider it.

On a related note, it looks like my new years resolution to spread the word about pegging is already coming to fruition. Here’s a pegging virgin that read about it here first and has decided to let his wife fuck his ass. Cool.

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My fingers feel good…

My girlfriend was sick and in bed all day Saturday (new year’s eve). Bratty girl that I am, I went to my party stag. Hell, I had already put my hair in curls and done myself up rockabilly style, as per the party theme, and that wasn’t going to be for nothing. Plus I had been asked sweetly by the host to tend bar and I love walking into a well-stocked bar and having at it.

It was a small gathering of friends, old and new. Among the new, a handsome, tough, greaser boy. I would say he caught my eye. What is it about the simple, classic uniform–white t-shirt, jeans rolled at the cuff, clean-shaven but with sideburns and hair a little wild…? It’s just hot. There is also something slightly feminine about the greaser look and I love a hint of androgyny in my boys and my girls.

There was a movie screened in the early part of the evening, some art film. I lost interest after awhile and went and masturbated in the bathroom. I was thinking about that greaser boy, and all the nasty things I could do to him. That gave me a mellow buzz for the rest of the night. We socialized, I flirted, and I think for once I was not innappropriate. And that’s too bad!

I invented a tasty, sweet drink. Let’s call it Engine Oil, in honor of that sweet greaser boy, and because the blueberry juice makes it black like gasoline.

Engine Oil
1 part apricot brandy
1 part vodka
fill glass 3/4 with blueberry juice
top with ginger ale or club soda
Don’t forget the garnish!

Enjoy…

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Sexual Resolution

Yes, I am one of those people who make resolutions at new years. I like having goals that I can work towards. Last year I resolved to eat more salad and for awhile I had to be very intentional about it but now I often just make a salad as part of my meal, so the system has worked for me. And no, that was not a veiled reference to ass-licking, I am really talking about salad.

My resolutions this year are pretty simple:

1. Have more sex.

I do already have some form of sex daily–with my girlfriend, with my boy fuck toy (although he has been out of town), with myself (on or off the phone), with phone sex callers, plus I hook up with someone new every now and then. What can I say, I am a slutty girl, possibly with something to prove. I want more real life sex, more phone sex, and ever more knowledge and practice with BDSM which gets me hot and therefor, in my eyes, is at least sexual, if not flat-out sex.

2. Spread the word about pegging.

Since I became a phone ho pushing my own fetish–pegging (a woman fucking a guy’s ass with a strap-on dildo), I have spoken to more than a few curious and open-minded straight guys. In addition to the thrill of being the first one to break in a tight virgin asshole, I love knowing that I have helped encourage someone to even think about trying what can be really intense and satisfying activity. Just makes me want to spread the word to straight men about spreading their legs for a change.

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I will be available for dirty sex talk most of the day and evening December 31, till about 8 (Pacific) and then I’m going to a rockabilly themed party. I hope you enjoy yourself regardless of what you are doing at midnight.

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Phone Sex, Liquor, and XXXmas Carols

Dear Dirty Santa,

I must have been a perfectly naughty girl this year because you brought me everything I asked for. The phone sex calls were hot. I stayed logged on all night on the 24th and it was a triple XXXmas eve. Lots of calls from foul-minded men–my favorite kind!

I was still groggy in the morning when my girlfriend pulled the sheets off me, having let herself into my apartment, and proceeded to punish me for being such a bad-ass. First, she had me over her knee, begging her to stop spanking me, then she teased and tortured my clit till I was begging her to fuck me. And when she did I came like a river. I guess I’ve been naughty and nice.

By the time we got to my mom’s house the liquor was flowing. I found the 40 of vodka you brought me under the tree. It didn’t last long since it was a big party and my family likes to imbibe. We drank and ate turkey and chocolate till everyone was either sluggish or totally buzzed then played round after round of charades and Dance Dance Revolution.

You know, I just couldn’t ask for a better day. I got to have nasty phone sex and make a little coin, I was disciplined for being a bad girl, and fucked for being a good girl, I was surrounded by people I love, eating, drinking, and dancing to Brenda Lee: Rockin’ Around The XXXmas Tree.

Life is sweet.

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