Suck my cock, boy: A phone sex recording

After all that tease, this recording is finally available for you. This post explains the circumstances under which this comes to be online. A couple of things you should know: This was recorded in a bathroom, so while you can hear everything, the sound quality is a little tinny. Also, although I was talking dirty for you, my listeners benefit, this isn’t the same as live, one-on-one phone sex.

This is a recording of me and a guy I recently met hooking up in mall bathroom. Basically, he thought I was going to suck him or let him fuck me, and I told him to suck my cock. He played along despite being a little intimidated and confused. I took it easy on him, but I managed to gracefully incorporate some dirty talk, and he managed to make me come, proving what a good little cocksucker he can be, and making me want to take him home and peg his ass.

You can listen in like the voyeuristic peeping tom that you are while I fuck his face against the bathroom stall wall and come like a bitch in heat.



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I hope you enjoy listening, because I was having fun! Check out my other phone sex recordings and of course, I always want to hear from you so call me.

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Nasty Feminist Bitch

When I created my NiteFlirt listings a couple of months back I went through all the categories and placed myself wherever I though I might find guys interested in my kinks. Generally I was right on the mark but there was one listing that didn’t get any action–until last week, that is. The listing?

NASTY FEMINIST BITCH (Humiliation)
I’m going to talk you down for the useless piece of man-meat that you are and then I am going to fuck your ass.
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I had a great time with my first caller discussing some of the finer points of recent feminist theory, particularily the work of Judith Butler who, in the early 1990s published a book called “Gender Trouble” advancing the idea that gender is basically performative. How to say this simply? Gender is as gender does? Men and women are made, not born, and people become gendered by acting in gendered ways.

Now, doesn’t that just call into question your entire sense of self? It should.

My caller and I didn’t just talk theory. I demeaned and humiliated him, and his attachment to these ridiculous ideas about masculinity, I had him serve me, and I fucked him, so that he could understand a thing or two about being a woman in this world.
Want to be denigrated for perpetuating useless, outdated, and boring stereotypes? I will punish you for past transgressions and train you well for a future of responsibility and servitude because you have a lot to make up for and you know it. This nasty feminist bitch will put you in your place.

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A Boy Fuck Toy and the Cosmo Dildo

A little information for those of you who don’t know me:

1. I have a girlfriend. I love her.

2. I have a pretty boy fuck toy that comes over every week or so for a pegging.

3. Yes, she knows.

My pretty boy was away all month and he finally returned and paid me a visit Monday. I usually have him naked and spread before you can say “fuck me” and he thought that the dry-spell would have made me desperate and ready to pounce. He doesn’t know that my callers came through with lots of dirty nasty talk about pegging when he let me down.

Instead I made him grovel. I had him on his knees, begging to taste my pussy (which, btw, never has and probably never will happen–safe sex people!! some things really are better on the phone), and begging me to fuck his ass with my big cock. He is My Fuck Toy, so where does he get off leaving town for three weeks? There was a debt to be paid and I was collecting interest on his ass.

I tend towards regular low-tech dildos but a customer sent me some xxxmas money and I decided to go for something a little out of the ordinary. I ordered this dildo that holds a vibrator in its base. Watching that pretty pink cock disappear into my fuck toy’s pretty pink hole, with that vibrator buzzing against my clit threw me over the edge. Ladies, if you are into pegging and haven’t tried this, consider it.

On a related note, it looks like my new years resolution to spread the word about pegging is already coming to fruition. Here’s a pegging virgin that read about it here first and has decided to let his wife fuck his ass. Cool.

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Sexual Resolution

Yes, I am one of those people who make resolutions at new years. I like having goals that I can work towards. Last year I resolved to eat more salad and for awhile I had to be very intentional about it but now I often just make a salad as part of my meal, so the system has worked for me. And no, that was not a veiled reference to ass-licking, I am really talking about salad.

My resolutions this year are pretty simple:

1. Have more sex.

I do already have some form of sex daily–with my girlfriend, with my boy fuck toy (although he has been out of town), with myself (on or off the phone), with phone sex callers, plus I hook up with someone new every now and then. What can I say, I am a slutty girl, possibly with something to prove. I want more real life sex, more phone sex, and ever more knowledge and practice with BDSM which gets me hot and therefor, in my eyes, is at least sexual, if not flat-out sex.

2. Spread the word about pegging.

Since I became a phone ho pushing my own fetish–pegging (a woman fucking a guy’s ass with a strap-on dildo), I have spoken to more than a few curious and open-minded straight guys. In addition to the thrill of being the first one to break in a tight virgin asshole, I love knowing that I have helped encourage someone to even think about trying what can be really intense and satisfying activity. Just makes me want to spread the word to straight men about spreading their legs for a change.

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I will be available for dirty sex talk most of the day and evening December 31, till about 8 (Pacific) and then I’m going to a rockabilly themed party. I hope you enjoy yourself regardless of what you are doing at midnight.

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Her First Time: A Phone Sex Recording

Ok, so I’m into first-time fantasies (have I mentioned the pleasure I get from breaking in a tight virgin asshole?) But this is about my very first phone sex recording–no other cherry popping involved. I finally figured out how to make a recording on my computer and here’s what happened:

BEND OVER: I’m going to fuck your ass.
This short recording could be considered a voice sample, a teaser, or a gift to one minute wankers everywhere. If you cum at the very thought of being bent over with your ass in the air, this is for you.

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This recording is listed on my Phone Sex Recordings page. I had so much fun making it and playing with special effects that I can’t wait to record some more. If you have ideas about what you would like to hear in a recording, call me to discuss it or email me with suggestions or for details regarding custom recordings. Check back soon for more recorded dirty talk.

That reminds me—Be sure to check out Katie’s blog Talking Dirty. Like me, she’s a kinky, dirty phone slut with sex on her mind.

Happy holidays, and remember, phone sex is safe sex but in real life we’ve always got to wrap our packages.

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