One Year of Pegging

I just realized that it was a year ago today that I signed up for my NiteFlirt account. Check out my NiteFlirt homepage and you’ll see my join date on the top left: 9/29/2005. I had been contemplating phone sex for some time when I finally signed up for NiteFlirt and it took another month or so before I began taking calls and started down the path of becoming the notorious MzEmily.

My first call was a chat with a guy who told me he was wearing his girlfriend’s panties on his head, which I found both interesting and amusing. It wasn’t until my second call that I got to see if pegging was as fun on the phone as it is in real life. The good news: it’s almost as good.

I can safely say that the last year has been the most enjoyable year of my adult life to date — in part because phone sex is so fun. I thought I was kinky to begin with, but all the dirty talk has turned me into a hyper-sexual harlot! From one-time quickies to full-time slaves, and everything in between, I enjoy each one of my phone encounters.

I love hearing from those of you who read my blog. If you are reading this and haven’t yet experienced the full effect of my 7 inch strap-on, what are you waiting for? Call and mention this post–wish me a happy anniversary–and I’ll send two free minutes and a nude photo for the next time.

Dirty Talk with MzEmily

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MzEmily Gone M.I.A.

Is it because we are missing a couple of days at the end of the month that February always seems especially busy? People are either trying to beat the winter blues or beckon summer by putting on shows, throwing parties, and causing mayhem.

I’ve been m.i.a. for most of the last couple of weekends, out having my own fun. To make up for it, I put up another new phone sex recording. This one is especially for my regulars, the boys that love to call me for my big strap-on, and a good pegging. My recordings are available even when I am not, so whenever you want it or need it, check it out.

This recording gives you a little taste of what it’s like to have your ass fucked by Me. Perfect for those days when I am nowhere to be found, but you just need a pegging, I tell you what I would do if you offered up your ass to me to use: I’ll make you my bitch.

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Go Fuck Yourself

Sad news, phone sex fans: I will not be available for calls from Friday afternoon till Sunday afternoon. I am helping to produce a triple xxx art show that is opening this Saturday night and I will also be performing at the opening! I’m nervous and excited and busy as all hell so I am just going to log off and not think about it. Too bad for you. Then again, many of you have been taking advantage of the long hours I have been keeping–or should I say, many of you have been taken advantage of during the long hours I have been keeping, so you should be ok without me for a couple of days. By the power of your own imagination, you will just have to do it yourself. Or, not. Keep in mind my phone sex recordings which are always available, even when I am not. Have a great weekend! I’ll be back on Sunday to tell you how my drag/strip number goes, and how my kissing booth hos do.

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Suck my cock, boy: A phone sex recording

After all that tease, this recording is finally available for you. This post explains the circumstances under which this comes to be online. A couple of things you should know: This was recorded in a bathroom, so while you can hear everything, the sound quality is a little tinny. Also, although I was talking dirty for you, my listeners benefit, this isn’t the same as live, one-on-one phone sex.

This is a recording of me and a guy I recently met hooking up in mall bathroom. Basically, he thought I was going to suck him or let him fuck me, and I told him to suck my cock. He played along despite being a little intimidated and confused. I took it easy on him, but I managed to gracefully incorporate some dirty talk, and he managed to make me come, proving what a good little cocksucker he can be, and making me want to take him home and peg his ass.

You can listen in like the voyeuristic peeping tom that you are while I fuck his face against the bathroom stall wall and come like a bitch in heat.

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10 minutes at $1.59/min.

I hope you enjoy listening, because I was having fun! Check out my other phone sex recordings and of course, I always want to hear from you so call me.

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A casual, public blow job, of sorts.

It has been awhile since I’ve had a casual hook-up. Well, no, it had been awhile, until Sunday night. And maybe it wasn’t so casual? Ah, I’m getting ahead of myself, though.

If you’ve been keeping up with me you might remember me mentioning the boy who unknowingly helped me ring in the new year. I had almost forgotten about him actually. I’ve been busy, and since my regular boy fuck toy came home he’s been the one occupying the part of my mind that isn’t occupied by my girlfriend.

There’s a film festival on in town and who should show up at the screening I happen to be attending solo, but that pretty greaser boy. Turns out he dresses like that all the time, not just for theme parties. Hot. I spotted him first, a couple of rows in front of me, and down the aisle. I have to admit, I was being a bit of a voyeur. I love observing film audiences, watching how they respond to what is on the screen, and of course, it is fun to spy on people when they don’t know that you’re looking.

To make a long story short, I decided that I wasn’t going to settle again for thoughts of him while I tough myself. I am a clever and seductive girl and after the film I made sure that he found me, and that we found our way to the bathroom on the other side of the mall, together.

There’s good news for you in this. Very good news, I think. See, for completely unrelated reasons I had my little voice recorder with me. This is coincidence, although I will be taking it places with me more often if this works out. I had the forethought to turn it on when I reached into my bag for a barrier, and now, I have on tape, most of the scene. It may have been a public washroom, but we weren’t quiet. At least I wasn’t. I was being a bossy bitch, partly for him, partly for you.

I took the boy home for and got to know him a little better before I told him about my little plot and I do have his permission to share with you this hot little voyeur recording. As soon as NiteFlirt approves it, you will be able to listen in, as if you walked into that bathroom without us knowing.

What fun! Aside from the obvious hotness of this encounter it also takes a little pressure off, since I was intended to do a solo recording for you this week. You’ll have to wait for that one, ass-fuckers, but don’t worry, you’ll get yours eventually. Look forward to it.

Dirty Talk with MzEmily

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Her First Time: A Phone Sex Recording

Ok, so I’m into first-time fantasies (have I mentioned the pleasure I get from breaking in a tight virgin asshole?) But this is about my very first phone sex recording–no other cherry popping involved. I finally figured out how to make a recording on my computer and here’s what happened:

BEND OVER: I’m going to fuck your ass.
This short recording could be considered a voice sample, a teaser, or a gift to one minute wankers everywhere. If you cum at the very thought of being bent over with your ass in the air, this is for you.

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Two minutes at $2.49/min.

This recording is listed on my Phone Sex Recordings page. I had so much fun making it and playing with special effects that I can’t wait to record some more. If you have ideas about what you would like to hear in a recording, call me to discuss it or email me with suggestions or for details regarding custom recordings. Check back soon for more recorded dirty talk.

That reminds me—Be sure to check out Katie’s blog Talking Dirty. Like me, she’s a kinky, dirty phone slut with sex on her mind.

Happy holidays, and remember, phone sex is safe sex but in real life we’ve always got to wrap our packages.

Dirty Talk with MzEmily

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