One Year of Pegging

I just realized that it was a year ago today that I signed up for my NiteFlirt account. Check out my NiteFlirt homepage and you’ll see my join date on the top left: 9/29/2005. I had been contemplating phone sex for some time when I finally signed up for NiteFlirt and it took another month or so before I began taking calls and started down the path of becoming the notorious MzEmily.

My first call was a chat with a guy who told me he was wearing his girlfriend’s panties on his head, which I found both interesting and amusing. It wasn’t until my second call that I got to see if pegging was as fun on the phone as it is in real life. The good news: it’s almost as good.

I can safely say that the last year has been the most enjoyable year of my adult life to date — in part because phone sex is so fun. I thought I was kinky to begin with, but all the dirty talk has turned me into a hyper-sexual harlot! From one-time quickies to full-time slaves, and everything in between, I enjoy each one of my phone encounters.

I love hearing from those of you who read my blog. If you are reading this and haven’t yet experienced the full effect of my 7 inch strap-on, what are you waiting for? Call and mention this post–wish me a happy anniversary–and I’ll send two free minutes and a nude photo for the next time.

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MzEmily is a Bad Girl

I wore pink chiffon to my first public play party–a leather-dyke event that took place last weekend. I wasn’t sure at first what I was doing there–pure curiosity, professionsal education, voyeurism–there are a lot of ways I could explain this but most disregard the most obvious and compelling motivation: desire. It took me all night to figure out that I wanted that gorgeous butch top to bend me over, flip my little 1950’s cocktail dress over my head, and spank my bottom. It only took me two minutes to muster up the courage to walk across the room, introduce myself, and ask her to break me in. Much to my delight she obliged. My ass is black and blue.

Now I consider myself a switch but don’t be getting the idea that you could flip me that easily. It is unlikely since it is my general inclination to want to top men. You will have more success baring your ass for me and I can guarantee that you will enjoy yourself because one of the benefits of bottoming is learning from experience and I would say that I picked up a few tricks this weekend. Ask me about it.

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Summertime… and the women are easy.

As some of my regular readers and callers know, I recently broke up with my girlfriend of two years. Yeah, it sucks ass and not in a good way. For awhile I wasn’t going out much but lately has been just the opposite. I’ve been getting back with old friends, and meeting new ones.

Hot summer nights, it seems, demand debauchery, and I have happily succumbed to the will of the weather. I have, already this week on two seperate occassions, lured willing young ladies to the roof of my walk-up with promises of a beautiful sunset. If any of my neighbours in the surrounding buildings perchanced by their windows last night they might have caught flashes of bare flesh as I got to second base with this chick my friend set me up with on a blind date. Well, not so blind, since I googled her before I agreed to meet.

Although my gf and I were never exclusive, it was always complicated. I’m looking forward to lots of fooling around this summer, and you can look forward to hearing all about it. Despite my total obsession with fucking men in the ass, I am also quite interested in girls, obviously, so if you like girl-on-girl, be sure to make your way back.

A note to my regular readers: As some of you have already noticed, you can now subscribe to my blog through email. Just scroll down the sidebar and drop your email address in the box and you will always be among the first to know what is going on in my life and on my site.

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Go Fuck Yourself

Sad news, phone sex fans: I will not be available for calls from Friday afternoon till Sunday afternoon. I am helping to produce a triple xxx art show that is opening this Saturday night and I will also be performing at the opening! I’m nervous and excited and busy as all hell so I am just going to log off and not think about it. Too bad for you. Then again, many of you have been taking advantage of the long hours I have been keeping–or should I say, many of you have been taken advantage of during the long hours I have been keeping, so you should be ok without me for a couple of days. By the power of your own imagination, you will just have to do it yourself. Or, not. Keep in mind my phone sex recordings which are always available, even when I am not. Have a great weekend! I’ll be back on Sunday to tell you how my drag/strip number goes, and how my kissing booth hos do.

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Suck my cock, boy: A phone sex recording

After all that tease, this recording is finally available for you. This post explains the circumstances under which this comes to be online. A couple of things you should know: This was recorded in a bathroom, so while you can hear everything, the sound quality is a little tinny. Also, although I was talking dirty for you, my listeners benefit, this isn’t the same as live, one-on-one phone sex.

This is a recording of me and a guy I recently met hooking up in mall bathroom. Basically, he thought I was going to suck him or let him fuck me, and I told him to suck my cock. He played along despite being a little intimidated and confused. I took it easy on him, but I managed to gracefully incorporate some dirty talk, and he managed to make me come, proving what a good little cocksucker he can be, and making me want to take him home and peg his ass.

You can listen in like the voyeuristic peeping tom that you are while I fuck his face against the bathroom stall wall and come like a bitch in heat.

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I hope you enjoy listening, because I was having fun! Check out my other phone sex recordings and of course, I always want to hear from you so call me.

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A casual, public blow job, of sorts.

It has been awhile since I’ve had a casual hook-up. Well, no, it had been awhile, until Sunday night. And maybe it wasn’t so casual? Ah, I’m getting ahead of myself, though.

If you’ve been keeping up with me you might remember me mentioning the boy who unknowingly helped me ring in the new year. I had almost forgotten about him actually. I’ve been busy, and since my regular boy fuck toy came home he’s been the one occupying the part of my mind that isn’t occupied by my girlfriend.

There’s a film festival on in town and who should show up at the screening I happen to be attending solo, but that pretty greaser boy. Turns out he dresses like that all the time, not just for theme parties. Hot. I spotted him first, a couple of rows in front of me, and down the aisle. I have to admit, I was being a bit of a voyeur. I love observing film audiences, watching how they respond to what is on the screen, and of course, it is fun to spy on people when they don’t know that you’re looking.

To make a long story short, I decided that I wasn’t going to settle again for thoughts of him while I tough myself. I am a clever and seductive girl and after the film I made sure that he found me, and that we found our way to the bathroom on the other side of the mall, together.

There’s good news for you in this. Very good news, I think. See, for completely unrelated reasons I had my little voice recorder with me. This is coincidence, although I will be taking it places with me more often if this works out. I had the forethought to turn it on when I reached into my bag for a barrier, and now, I have on tape, most of the scene. It may have been a public washroom, but we weren’t quiet. At least I wasn’t. I was being a bossy bitch, partly for him, partly for you.

I took the boy home for and got to know him a little better before I told him about my little plot and I do have his permission to share with you this hot little voyeur recording. As soon as NiteFlirt approves it, you will be able to listen in, as if you walked into that bathroom without us knowing.

What fun! Aside from the obvious hotness of this encounter it also takes a little pressure off, since I was intended to do a solo recording for you this week. You’ll have to wait for that one, ass-fuckers, but don’t worry, you’ll get yours eventually. Look forward to it.

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