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A Lady on the Line

admin — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 02:29:59 +0000

It’s only happened a few times in the year that I have been talking trash on NiteFlirt and I remember each one well. The voice tells us–no–asks us–to “please introduce yourselves.”

“Hi, this is Emily.”

“Hi, this is…”

omg, it’s a woman! How unbeleivably hot is that? I’ve got to say, before I got into phone sex myself, it never occurred to me to call another woman (other than my girlfriend) to get off. But it sure does now! Something about a woman’s voice. Something about imagining our bodies together. Something about how she purrs in my ear…

I realized, part way through my first girl-on-girl call, that this must be what my callers enjoy! I was thinking–Do I sound that sexy? Because she was making me wet. I always hope they choose me because I advertise the fact that I like the ladies as much as I like the boys. I always hope they’ll call back. And if too much time passes before my next female caller I now know where to get some jackin’ action even if I don’t have a girlfriend.

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A Lady on the Line

One Year of Pegging

admin — Fri, 29 Sep 2006 22:59:04 +0000

I just realized that it was a year ago today that I signed up for my NiteFlirt account. Check out my NiteFlirt homepage and you’ll see my join date on the top left: 9/29/2005. I had been contemplating phone sex for some time when I finally signed up for NiteFlirt and it took another month or so before I began taking calls and started down the path of becoming the notorious MzEmily.

My first call was a chat with a guy who told me he was wearing his girlfriend’s panties on his head, which I found both interesting and amusing. It wasn’t until my second call that I got to see if pegging was as fun on the phone as it is in real life. The good news: it’s almost as good.

I can safely say that the last year has been the most enjoyable year of my adult life to date — in part because phone sex is so fun. I thought I was kinky to begin with, but all the dirty talk has turned me into a hyper-sexual harlot! From one-time quickies to full-time slaves, and everything in between, I enjoy each one of my phone encounters.

I love hearing from those of you who read my blog. If you are reading this and haven’t yet experienced the full effect of my 7 inch strap-on, what are you waiting for? Call and mention this post–wish me a happy anniversary–and I’ll send two free minutes and a nude photo for the next time.

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End Summer with a Bang

admin — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 22:08:14 +0000

I’m heading back to class next week but not to worry, I’ll still be around to use and abuse your ass. I only have classes two days a week and I love phone as much as my callers so I’ll be home plenty, studying and waiting for someone to distract me. It’s been an interesting summer not least because I’ve been single. Although it means less action overall, it’s definitely been exciting having more possibilities to explore. I’ve seen some great concerts, met some interesting people, gotten a little nookie here and there, and generally established myself as a local good-time gal. That is, when I’m not hiding out at home talking endlessly to my far-away fuck toys. While I don’t think the debauchery will ever end, I am looking forward to a little structure and routine in my life. Maybe I’ll even manage to post here as often as I intend to.

But first, it’s a holiday long weekend. Why not end summer with a bang. Call me up andI’ll tell you just what I’d like to do with you.

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MzEmily is a Bad Girl

admin — Tue, 08 Aug 2006 00:41:14 +0000

I wore pink chiffon to my first public play party–a leather-dyke event that took place last weekend. I wasn’t sure at first what I was doing there–pure curiosity, professionsal education, voyeurism–there are a lot of ways I could explain this but most disregard the most obvious and compelling motivation: desire. It took me all night to figure out that I wanted that gorgeous butch top to bend me over, flip my little 1950’s cocktail dress over my head, and spank my bottom. It only took me two minutes to muster up the courage to walk across the room, introduce myself, and ask her to break me in. Much to my delight she obliged. My ass is black and blue.

Now I consider myself a switch but don’t be getting the idea that you could flip me that easily. It is unlikely since it is my general inclination to want to top men. You will have more success baring your ass for me and I can guarantee that you will enjoy yourself because one of the benefits of bottoming is learning from experience and I would say that I picked up a few tricks this weekend. Ask me about it.

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A New Toy for Anal Play

admin — Fri, 14 Jul 2006 17:36:27 +0000

I love a quick phone fuck as much as you do, but sometimes it’s nice to get to know the person on the other side of the ass I’m imagining fucking. I have recently had the pleasure of getting to know a new caller over the course of a couple of longer conversations. What a delight to find that we have much in common both in regards to our approaches to sexuality, and even, it turns out, in other realms. This caller alerted me to a new toy on the market and I am eagerly awaiting the arrival of my new aneros, if only for the joy it will bring to my pretty boy fuck toy. Since he’s finally back in town and he’s the only real life action I’m getting these days, I want to keep him interested. Based on my caller’s rave review and what I have read on the website, this might be just the thing to keep him coming back. I hope you enjoy it as much as we will.

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anal taboo and excitement

admin — Thu, 06 Jul 2006 22:48:52 +0000

So I’m reading a story about a guy getting pegged by surprise and it’s all hot and nasty. I flip back to the table of contents and it’s in the section called “Taboo.” This doesn’t disturb me, it just took me by surprise. Just like I forget that people might be shocked to know that I like fucking girls and boys, I forget that there is still a taboo around anal sex and for guys, even anal play can be a stretch. Then again, as one of the editors points out, when something is taboo it is so much hotter. Let’s not forget how dirty anal sex is. I don’t want the taboo to be dissolved, I want to revel in it.

Pegging is catching on. I talk to guys every day, some just beginning to discover their own capacity for anal pleasure, and many who have known for ages how great it can feel to be spread open and filled. Either way, I always enjoy myself because there lingers that vague awareness that this is so bad! Even though the rational part of me knows there’s nothing wrong with enjoying your body. In any case, I love to fuck. If you read this and decide to call and see for yourself what all the fuss is about, mention this post and stay on the line 10 minutes and I’ll send you 2 free minutes.

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two girls and a boy

admin — Tue, 06 Jun 2006 21:55:39 +0000

I wasn’t even attracted to her the first time I met her, at a show, with friends. She’s wholesome. A hippy, almost. We hung out and drank tea. Things felt warm, friendly, and platonic. Another night we got drunk and things were warm, friendly, and well, warm. Ok, nothing happened, really, I kissed her on my way out the door and didn’t think much of it since. I love that about drinking.

This one I met through friends as well but in a more roundabout way. She acts like she is just too cool for me and maybe she is. Is that why I want her so badly? She made a few subtle physical advances, but what was I to think? I think she just wants to be my friend, if even–we’ll see if she returns my email. She’s been on my mind all weekend.

Ironic, isn’t it–the way these attractions work? Presently, even my regular boy toy is off cavorting around this summer. So while I’m going out lots, having plenty of fun, I’m just not seeing the kind of action that I’m used to. Here’s to phone sex for keeping me satisfied with what I got.

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Summertime… and the women are easy.

admin — Thu, 01 Jun 2006 05:24:25 +0000

As some of my regular readers and callers know, I recently broke up with my girlfriend of two years. Yeah, it sucks ass and not in a good way. For awhile I wasn’t going out much but lately has been just the opposite. I’ve been getting back with old friends, and meeting new ones.

Hot summer nights, it seems, demand debauchery, and I have happily succumbed to the will of the weather. I have, already this week on two seperate occassions, lured willing young ladies to the roof of my walk-up with promises of a beautiful sunset. If any of my neighbours in the surrounding buildings perchanced by their windows last night they might have caught flashes of bare flesh as I got to second base with this chick my friend set me up with on a blind date. Well, not so blind, since I googled her before I agreed to meet.

Although my gf and I were never exclusive, it was always complicated. I’m looking forward to lots of fooling around this summer, and you can look forward to hearing all about it. Despite my total obsession with fucking men in the ass, I am also quite interested in girls, obviously, so if you like girl-on-girl, be sure to make your way back.

A note to my regular readers: As some of you have already noticed, you can now subscribe to my blog through email. Just scroll down the sidebar and drop your email address in the box and you will always be among the first to know what is going on in my life and on my site.

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Submitting to My Strap-On doesn’t make you a Fag…

admin — Thu, 25 May 2006 03:25:02 +0000

…it just means you like to have your ass played with. Now, if you like to be called a sissy faggot, and laughed at for the sorry little cocksuker that you are, I would love to. Only one thing would please me more. Do you crave the sensation of smooth, lubed-up plasDick sliding into your tight asshole, until you feel a woman’s smooth body pressed against you, and her cock is filling you up? A little bit queer, perhaps. Outright gay? I don’t think so. Nothing is black and white in the the world today. Get comfortable living in a shade of grey.

Here is a little something from the ever-popular and excellent fleshbot on pegging and a recent film I have yet to get ahold of. It is a phenomenon, isn’t it? I thank the internet sex toy industry for making dildos available to people across the land, and I blame the gender gap for fostering a desire to overturn existing power relations. Well, that’s my story today, anyway.

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Another Me: MissEmily

admin — Sun, 07 May 2006 03:26:48 +0000

Although anyone who has spoken with me can’t deny that I have a dirty mind, they will also tell you that I can hold up a converstation without talking about sex–usually! I’m not in school for the summer so I’m going to keep busy with a new account on NiteFlirt for making new friends and flirting. Check out MissEmily. I find that guys who call phone sex lines are often looking for some company as well. Sometimes they are only looking for company. This line is for those callers. Drop me a line and say “Hi” some time, and we can spend a few minutes getting to know each other. No phone sex, though! If you are looking for something dirty, I am always happy to provide, just be sure to call MzEmily, not the other me.

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