two girls and a boy

I wasn’t even attracted to her the first time I met her, at a show, with friends. She’s wholesome. A hippy, almost. We hung out and drank tea. Things felt warm, friendly, and platonic. Another night we got drunk and things were warm, friendly, and well, warm. Ok, nothing happened, really, I kissed her on my way out the door and didn’t think much of it since. I love that about drinking.

This one I met through friends as well but in a more roundabout way. She acts like she is just too cool for me and maybe she is. Is that why I want her so badly? She made a few subtle physical advances, but what was I to think? I think she just wants to be my friend, if even–we’ll see if she returns my email. She’s been on my mind all weekend.

Ironic, isn’t it–the way these attractions work? Presently, even my regular boy toy is off cavorting around this summer. So while I’m going out lots, having plenty of fun, I’m just not seeing the kind of action that I’m used to. Here’s to phone sex for keeping me satisfied with what I got.

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Summertime… and the women are easy.

As some of my regular readers and callers know, I recently broke up with my girlfriend of two years. Yeah, it sucks ass and not in a good way. For awhile I wasn’t going out much but lately has been just the opposite. I’ve been getting back with old friends, and meeting new ones.

Hot summer nights, it seems, demand debauchery, and I have happily succumbed to the will of the weather. I have, already this week on two seperate occassions, lured willing young ladies to the roof of my walk-up with promises of a beautiful sunset. If any of my neighbours in the surrounding buildings perchanced by their windows last night they might have caught flashes of bare flesh as I got to second base with this chick my friend set me up with on a blind date. Well, not so blind, since I googled her before I agreed to meet.

Although my gf and I were never exclusive, it was always complicated. I’m looking forward to lots of fooling around this summer, and you can look forward to hearing all about it. Despite my total obsession with fucking men in the ass, I am also quite interested in girls, obviously, so if you like girl-on-girl, be sure to make your way back.

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Submitting to My Strap-On doesn’t make you a Fag…

…it just means you like to have your ass played with. Now, if you like to be called a sissy faggot, and laughed at for the sorry little cocksuker that you are, I would love to. Only one thing would please me more. Do you crave the sensation of smooth, lubed-up plasDick sliding into your tight asshole, until you feel a woman’s smooth body pressed against you, and her cock is filling you up? A little bit queer, perhaps. Outright gay? I don’t think so. Nothing is black and white in the the world today. Get comfortable living in a shade of grey.

Here is a little something from the ever-popular and excellent fleshbot on pegging and a recent film I have yet to get ahold of. It is a phenomenon, isn’t it? I thank the internet sex toy industry for making dildos available to people across the land, and I blame the gender gap for fostering a desire to overturn existing power relations. Well, that’s my story today, anyway.

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Another Me: MissEmily

Although anyone who has spoken with me can’t deny that I have a dirty mind, they will also tell you that I can hold up a converstation without talking about sex–usually! I’m not in school for the summer so I’m going to keep busy with a new account on NiteFlirt for making new friends and flirting. Check out MissEmily. I find that guys who call phone sex lines are often looking for some company as well. Sometimes they are only looking for company. This line is for those callers. Drop me a line and say “Hi” some time, and we can spend a few minutes getting to know each other. No phone sex, though! If you are looking for something dirty, I am always happy to provide, just be sure to call MzEmily, not the other me.

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Welcome to MzEmily.com

This is my first post on my very own domain!! It is such a thrill to have my name dot commed. I have imported all the posts from my old blog MzEmily is One Dirty Girl. I’ve renamed the blog Bend Over: MzEmily Loves Pegging Boy Pussy. It’s a mouthful, and you know I like you with your mouth full. April has been all about finishing final assignments for school and getting this blog up and running. Now that the semester is over with and things are starting to look presentable around here I can start to concentrate on letting you know what illicit and nasty business I am getting up to. Since I am also recently single, you can expect even more naughtiness than before. You can expect tons of new content, written, recorded, and photographed, in the weeks and months to come. Update your bookmarks and check back soon, and hey, why not drop my a line, let me know how you like my new home, and let me have a crack at that tight little boy pussy.

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Dungeon Fun

My room-mate is gone and the person I had lined up flaked on meeting the property manager. It’s almost the end of the month and I started wondering if I shouldn’t just turn that room into a studio. Then the thought crossed my mind–a dungeon! I was already considering putting a pole in my empty living room and learning to dance seductively like a club girl but I actually think that I would like a couch instead. Am I losing my rough and rowdy edge? I’m thinking that setting up an illicit play area in the spare room will somehow make up for that. I’ll be setting up a wish list for toys and equipment soon and I will most certainly direct you to it. You do know that my birthday is coming, don’t you

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