Submitting to My Strap-On doesn’t make you a Fag…

…it just means you like to have your ass played with. Now, if you like to be called a sissy faggot, and laughed at for the sorry little cocksuker that you are, I would love to. Only one thing would please me more. Do you crave the sensation of smooth, lubed-up plasDick sliding into your tight asshole, until you feel a woman’s smooth body pressed against you, and her cock is filling you up? A little bit queer, perhaps. Outright gay? I don’t think so. Nothing is black and white in the the world today. Get comfortable living in a shade of grey.

Here is a little something from the ever-popular and excellent fleshbot on pegging and a recent film I have yet to get ahold of. It is a phenomenon, isn’t it? I thank the internet sex toy industry for making dildos available to people across the land, and I blame the gender gap for fostering a desire to overturn existing power relations. Well, that’s my story today, anyway.

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Another Me: MissEmily

MissEmily Although anyone who has spoken with me can’t deny that I have a dirty mind, they will also tell you that I can hold up a converstation without talking about sex–usually! I’m not in school for the summer so I’m going to keep busy with a new account on NiteFlirt for making new friends and flirting. Check out MissEmily. I find that guys who call phone sex lines are often looking for some company as well. Sometimes they are only looking for company. This line is for those callers. Drop me a line and say “Hi” some time, and we can spend a few minutes getting to know each other. No phone sex, though! If you are looking for something dirty, I am always happy to provide, just be sure to call MzEmily, not the other me.

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Welcome to MzEmily.com

This is my first post on my very own domain!! It is such a thrill to have my name dot commed. I have imported all the posts from my old blog MzEmily is One Dirty Girl. I’ve renamed the blog Bend Over: MzEmily Loves Pegging Boy Pussy. It’s a mouthful, and you know I like you with your mouth full. April has been all about finishing final assignments for school and getting this blog up and running. Now that the semester is over with and things are starting to look presentable around here I can start to concentrate on letting you know what illicit and nasty business I am getting up to. Since I am also recently single, you can expect even more naughtiness than before. You can expect tons of new content, written, recorded, and photographed, in the weeks and months to come. Update your bookmarks and check back soon, and hey, why not drop my a line, let me know how you like my new home, and let me have a crack at that tight little boy pussy.

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Dungeon Fun

My room-mate is gone and the person I had lined up flaked on meeting the property manager. It’s almost the end of the month and I started wondering if I shouldn’t just turn that room into a studio. Then the thought crossed my mind–a dungeon! I was already considering putting a pole in my empty living room and learning to dance seductively like a club girl but I actually think that I would like a couch instead. Am I losing my rough and rowdy edge? I’m thinking that setting up an illicit play area in the spare room will somehow make up for that. I’ll be setting up a wish list for toys and equipment soon and I will most certainly direct you to it. You do know that my birthday is coming, don’t you :)

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Catching up.

What the fuck? Here’s what’s up with my life:

First, my girlfriend and I break up. Like, 4 days after Valentines Day. I moped around for weeks, am still moping. Somewhere in the fog of heartbreak I decided to take a little trip to Seattle, for fun and distraction. It was really fun, I love being in new places, seeing old friends, make new friends, and it helped me remember what it is truly like to be single.

I come back, all full of life, and my room-mate says he’s moving out. Great. Now this is like a second break-up because we have lived to gether in three different apartments, in two different cities, over the last three years. He’s very accepting of my *ahem* “lifestyle.”

So here I am looking for a room-mate… I looked at my life from a potential room-mate’s perspective and I just had to laugh. The catch-22 is being able to find someone who can accept a chaotic, illicit environment without adding too much to the chaos. Probably too much to ask. Currently the property managers are looking at my selections for approval.

Other than the major life changes that I am currently experiencing (!!) I’m also working on a new web presence that will knock you out when you see it. I still have some work to do to make it presentable but when it’s ready I’ll post a link.

I don’t know why I was procrastinating on this–it is really quite theraputic. I’l be back to post more soon.

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