My fingers feel good…

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My girlfriend was sick and in bed all day Saturday (new year’s eve). Bratty girl that I am, I went to my party stag. Hell, I had already put my hair in curls and done myself up rockabilly style, as per the party theme, and that wasn’t going to be for nothing. Plus I had been asked sweetly by the host to tend bar and I love walking into a well-stocked bar and having at it.

It was a small gathering of friends, old and new. Among the new, a handsome, tough, greaser boy. I would say he caught my eye. What is it about the simple, classic uniform–white t-shirt, jeans rolled at the cuff, clean-shaven but with sideburns and hair a little wild…? It’s just hot. There is also something slightly feminine about the greaser look and I love a hint of androgyny in my boys and my girls.

There was a movie screened in the early part of the evening, some art film. I lost interest after awhile and went and masturbated in the bathroom. I was thinking about that greaser boy, and all the nasty things I could do to him. That gave me a mellow buzz for the rest of the night. We socialized, I flirted, and I think for once I was not innappropriate. And that’s too bad!

I invented a tasty, sweet drink. Let’s call it Engine Oil, in honor of that sweet greaser boy, and because the blueberry juice makes it black like gasoline.

Engine Oil
1 part apricot brandy
1 part vodka
fill glass 3/4 with blueberry juice
top with ginger ale or club soda
Don’t forget the garnish!

Enjoy…

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Sexual Resolution

Yes, I am one of those people who make resolutions at new years. I like having goals that I can work towards. Last year I resolved to eat more salad and for awhile I had to be very intentional about it but now I often just make a salad as part of my meal, so the system has worked for me. And no, that was not a veiled reference to ass-licking, I am really talking about salad.

My resolutions this year are pretty simple:

1. Have more sex.

I do already have some form of sex daily–with my girlfriend, with my boy fuck toy (although he has been out of town), with myself (on or off the phone), with phone sex callers, plus I hook up with someone new every now and then. What can I say, I am a slutty girl, possibly with something to prove. I want more real life sex, more phone sex, and ever more knowledge and practice with BDSM which gets me hot and therefor, in my eyes, is at least sexual, if not flat-out sex.

2. Spread the word about pegging.

Since I became a phone ho pushing my own fetish–pegging (a woman fucking a guy’s ass with a strap-on dildo), I have spoken to more than a few curious and open-minded straight guys. In addition to the thrill of being the first one to break in a tight virgin asshole, I love knowing that I have helped encourage someone to even think about trying what can be really intense and satisfying activity. Just makes me want to spread the word to straight men about spreading their legs for a change.

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I will be available for dirty sex talk most of the day and evening December 31, till about 8 (Pacific) and then I’m going to a rockabilly themed party. I hope you enjoy yourself regardless of what you are doing at midnight.

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Phone Sex, Liquor, and XXXmas Carols

Dear Dirty Santa,

I must have been a perfectly naughty girl this year because you brought me everything I asked for. The phone sex calls were hot. I stayed logged on all night on the 24th and it was a triple XXXmas eve. Lots of calls from foul-minded men–my favorite kind!

I was still groggy in the morning when my girlfriend pulled the sheets off me, having let herself into my apartment, and proceeded to punish me for being such a bad-ass. First, she had me over her knee, begging her to stop spanking me, then she teased and tortured my clit till I was begging her to fuck me. And when she did I came like a river. I guess I’ve been naughty and nice.

By the time we got to my mom’s house the liquor was flowing. I found the 40 of vodka you brought me under the tree. It didn’t last long since it was a big party and my family likes to imbibe. We drank and ate turkey and chocolate till everyone was either sluggish or totally buzzed then played round after round of charades and Dance Dance Revolution.

You know, I just couldn’t ask for a better day. I got to have nasty phone sex and make a little coin, I was disciplined for being a bad girl, and fucked for being a good girl, I was surrounded by people I love, eating, drinking, and dancing to Brenda Lee: Rockin’ Around The XXXmas Tree.

Life is sweet.

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Bloggasm #14

Hello Lovelies,

I’m participating in a little traffic circle jerk. I link to these sex bloggers’ interesting posts and they link back to mine. Fun!

◦ Things That Make Me Go MMMmmm… (temptation-unleashed.blogspot.com)
◦ The Personal Touch… (shaysexcolumn.blogspot.com)
◦ Unrecovered memories (realadultsex.com)
◦ What do you taste like? (lumpesse.com)
◦ An Ass Licking (sexinga.blogspot.com)
◦ Airport (alwaysarousedgirl.blogspot.com)
◦ Caveat Anal (mzemily.vixenblogs.com)
◦ Condom statue angers Catholics (sexblo.gs)
◦ Dumped by a Client (radicalvixen.com)
◦ Forgiveness (nyc-urban-gypsy.blogspot.com)
◦ Fun to be Bound, Bound to be Fun – ‘Seduction’ (chaosnoir.blogspot.com)
◦ I’m proud… (pornster.blogspot.com)
◦ In need (mnsss.blogspot.com)
◦ In the Beginning (deliacd.com)
◦ London Calling (theholidaylife.blogspot.com)
◦ Moonlight and Fucking (tastytrixie.com)
◦ Not Picky About Porn (damnjezebel.com)
◦ Podnography #17 – Coed strippers, Wikipedia and Katie’s big O (podnography.com)
◦ Reach Out and Touch Someone (anyonesgirl.blogspot.com)
◦ Should I? (whatsexmaycome.blogspot.com)
◦ Smooth as a… (cherryboudoir.com)
◦ StoryTime: coming to work (secretbrain.blogspot.com)

Happy reading!

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Her First Time: A Phone Sex Recording

Ok, so I’m into first-time fantasies (have I mentioned the pleasure I get from breaking in a tight virgin asshole?) But this is about my very first phone sex recording–no other cherry popping involved. I finally figured out how to make a recording on my computer and here’s what happened:

BEND OVER: I’m going to fuck your ass.
This short recording could be considered a voice sample, a teaser, or a gift to one minute wankers everywhere. If you cum at the very thought of being bent over with your ass in the air, this is for you.

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This recording is listed on my Phone Sex Recordings page. I had so much fun making it and playing with special effects that I can’t wait to record some more. If you have ideas about what you would like to hear in a recording, call me to discuss it or email me with suggestions or for details regarding custom recordings. Check back soon for more recorded dirty talk.

That reminds me—Be sure to check out Katie’s blog Talking Dirty. Like me, she’s a kinky, dirty phone slut with sex on her mind.

Happy holidays, and remember, phone sex is safe sex but in real life we’ve always got to wrap our packages.

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