Dungeon Fun

My room-mate is gone and the person I had lined up flaked on meeting the property manager. It’s almost the end of the month and I started wondering if I shouldn’t just turn that room into a studio. Then the thought crossed my mind–a dungeon! I was already considering putting a pole in my empty living room and learning to dance seductively like a club girl but I actually think that I would like a couch instead. Am I losing my rough and rowdy edge? I’m thinking that setting up an illicit play area in the spare room will somehow make up for that. I’ll be setting up a wish list for toys and equipment soon and I will most certainly direct you to it. You do know that my birthday is coming, don’t you